Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни Миловидов Виктор

Section 29:

2. 1. Two Yuppettes were shopping.

2. They started to discuss their home lives.

3. Seems like all we do anymore is fight.

4. I've lost 20 pounds.

5. Why don't you just leave him?

6. I'd rather not.

3. 1-F, 2-C, 3-E, 4-B, 5-D, 6-A.

4. 1-D, 2-G, 3-C, 4-E, 5-A, 6-F, 7-B.

5. 1. I've been so upset.

2. Why don't you leave him?

3. Not yet.

4. I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first.

6. 1. I'd rather that you went shopping.

2. We'd better not discuss our home lives.

3. You'd better not fight all the time.

4. I'd rather lose 20 pounds than be fat.

5. You'd better leave him.

6. I'd rather not reply.

Section 30:

2. 1. The man went straight up to the bedroom.

2. He found his wife fast asleep.

3. The horny husband crawled under the sheet.

4. He hurried downstairs for something to eat.

5. How did you get down so fast?

6. She came over early and had complained of having a headache.

7. I can't believe this happened.

3. true: 1, 4, 6. false: 2, 3, 5, 7.

4. 1-c, 2-g, 3-d, 4-f, 5-a, 6-h, 7-1, 8-b, 9-j, 10-e.

5. 1. A man returned home from the night shift.

2. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head.

3. Not to be denied, he crawled under the sheet.

4. He was startled to find breakfast on the table.

5. «Oh my God,» his wife gasped. «That's my mother up there!»

6. I told her to lie down for a while.

7. The wife rushed upstairs.

6. 1. Did the man find anyone in the bedroom?

2. \es, he found someone there.

3. Did he notice anything strange about the woman in bed?

4. No, there was something on her head so he couldn't see the face.

5. His wife was somewhere downstairs.

6. She was preparing something for her husband to eat.

7. Did his wife tell anything to her mother?

8. After he learnt what had happened, he could eat nothing.

7. 1. His wife was used to lying in bed with a sheet pulled over her head.

2. I used to crawl under the sheet.

3. She uses the sheet to cover her face.

4. He is used to having breakfast early in the morning after work.

5. The wife used to make breakfast by seven.

6. I use a frying-pan to cook meat.

7. He will get used to the mother's-in-law presence in the wife's bed.

8. 1. if she hadn't pulled the sheet over her head, he would have recognized her.

2. If he had worked day shift, nothing would have happened.

3. If she had been in the bedroom, she wouldn't have had time to prepare breakfast so quickly.

4. If she hadn't had a headache, she would't have pulled the sheet over her head.

5. If she had spoken, she would have broken the rule which she had set for herself.

9. 1. complain, 2. shift, 3. jerk, 4. deny, 5. laundry, 6. addition, 7. headache, 8. rush, 9. pull, 10. fold.